Oh yes, aren’t you clever? You watched a bunch of old-school grindhouse flicks and enjoyed them, but oh! You enjoyed them ironically! Isn’t that a brilliant idea? What’s this? You want to do a pastiche/throwback to those films? Sure! Oh but wait, you’re telling me there’s a twist? You’re going to do it tongue-in-cheek, so that the audience knows that you’re in on the joke just as much as we are? Holy shit. How has that never been done before?! You sir, are a genius. Here’s a couple of million dollars, now go fart in someone’s cheerios you cuntweed.